Just - and I mean JUST - as rumors were circulating that the Cubs were in talks to reacquire DeRo, it's announced that he is now - PREPARE YOURSELF…no, for real, prepare yourself - I'm serious, take a seat, swallow some antacids (maybe some rat poison)…a Cardinal. Not only do those holes upgrade their team offensively, but they do it while ripping out our hearts. It's a neat trick. At least we have Aaron Miles, right? He's got to be good for at least half of a ritual sacrifice.
And on the night that we lost to the White Sox, while the Brewers and Cardinals both won. I don't have testicles/nuts/balls/family jewels/nads/cojones/bollucks/stones/Charlie Browns but I bet this is what it feels like to be kicked in them.
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3 comments:
hello knife...have you met my friend, my heart?
Damn the Dirty Birds!
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The trade itself is debatable but let's hope their bullpen is much worse without Chris Perez and that "the player to be named later" is Albert Pujols. :D
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