Official Cubs Convention Thread: Comment At Will

Countdowns

Friday, January 13
5:00 p.m.-5:30 p.m.: Opening Ceremonies
6:00 p.m.-6:45 p.m.: Autograph Hunt Game
7:00 p.m.-9:00 p.m.: WGN Sports Night
7:00 p.m.-8:30 p.m.: Cubs BINGO

Saturday, January 14
9:00 a.m.-10:00 a.m.: Behind the Scenes with Theo Epstein
9:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m.: Chicago Cubs Photo Experience
10:00 a.m.-11:00 a.m.: Meet Cubs Baseball Management
10:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.: Player Development: From the DR to Mesa
11:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.: From the Field to the Booth
11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.: For Kids Only Press Conference
12:00 p.m.-1:00 p.m.: Ron Santo: Beyond the Game
1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.: Coaches' Den
1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.: Outside the Foul Lines
2:00 p.m.-3:00 p.m.: The Ricketts' Family Forum
2:30 p.m.-3:30 p.m.: The Scouting Formula
2:30 p.m.-3:30 p.m.: When Super Fans Unite
3:30 p.m.-4:30 p.m.: Meet Cubs Business Management
4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m.: WGN Radio's Sports Central
8:00 p.m.-midnight: New LIVE Rock 'n' Roll Revue

Sunday, January 15
9:00 a.m.-10:00 a.m.: Down on the Farm
9:00 a.m.-12:00 p.m.: Chicago Cubs Photo Experience
10:30 a.m.-11:30 a.m.: The Father-Son Connection

Sveum place, Sveum time

I know, you wanted Maddux and his mustache. But how do you feel about Sveum...and HIS mustache?

Theology 101

This course will focus on Theo Epstein and the reasons his coming as the Cubs Savior has been foretold.

I. Born in the 70s

a. Decade of birthing people who make really smart decisions

i. Mr. Jen

II. Breaks curses

a. Ended 86-year WS drought of Red Sox

b. Once stepped on a crack, yet his mother's back is still intact

III. Endorsed by hot people

a. Todd Walker

b. Eddie Vedder

IV. Dons fake mustaches for appropriate occasions

a. Pearl Jam concerts

b. Pornos?

There's always next pony.