...when Ted doesn't pitch (did they learn nothing from the '08 NLDS?). And when the game is held on unholy grounds. (Or if you're not religious, we can just go with "toilet".) Oh! And when some tool makes an error in the first inning that leads to two runs. (Man, that would be really embarassing. I can't think of what would be much worse. Except maybe if he went 0-fer on the night. In front of his hometown crowd. Now THAT would be humiliating. But don't worry Mr. Bronze Glove, I have a hunch you'll have worse days coming.) So we lose again. Hopefully it'll be the Cubs who were robbed of home field advantage, eh?
And one more thing. Just so we're clear, Cards fans: the ability to read a stat on your Jumbotron and repeat it does not make you, as you like to claim, "the best fans". (Nor does it make you, as you like to claim, "knowledgeable fans", though I'm sure the ability to read does put one among the elite of your fanbase.)
Booing the President of the United States & Ted Lilly (who could very easily be President too, if he wasn't 33), however, does qualify you for "the worst fans", "classless fans" and "giant douches".



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Runner called safe in the midst of a [should be double] play.





























The heat of the Cell Hell is nothing against the heat of the Big Z.





























That stench in the air that can mean only one thing…the White Sox are coming over. 

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